AKPORS BACK FROM AMERICA: After two weeks in US, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home he was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police Force. "Hey, where u dey go?" "Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking to me?" replied Akpors. This ignited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell. Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!" This went on until a Boss (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice, "Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call "Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP" GBOOOOAAAAAAA!". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike. "E done dey ring, abi make I redial?" Akpors accent changed, "Bros abeg, e don connect, na play i dey play". #Akpors
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 13:52:44 +0000
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