AKPOS TIME. LAUGH TILL UR STOMACh BUST General: Hello! May I know you? Caller (Akpos): sorry I want to speak with Joy sir. General: I said who are u & what for? Akpos: hmmm (after he understood the situation at hand), Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joys friend is presently on the hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2Million Naira. So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now....... General: ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take your phone your friend needs your help........... Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow? A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening, D. Night. Joy: D. Night. Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.... Joy: yes am very sure! Akpos: okay, greet that yeye father of yours for me Joy: Ok, thank you. ************************************** ***** The 1,000 Naira Note Akpos got to school on Monday morning and the teacher Asked: why did you come late to school? Akpors: one man lost #1,000 Note at the bus stop. Teacher: Ok. Were you helping him to look for the money? Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE?????? Na me stand on top of the money since.......... .!!! The Biology test TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no mans business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible. QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write, down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20 minutess of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos goes to the teachers desk and puts his blank sheet in front of her. AKPOS: Sir, this test is too difficult! I am going home! TEACHER: What! Come back here. What is your name? Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg - Teacher you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address and what tribe I come from
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 22:34:40 +0000