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ALFRED MUTUA SHOULD KNOW THIS!!! The first thing that woke me up today was a loud knock. It was at around 7.30am. Asubuhi! Wapi? Mtaani! So? There iz this mamacita (i hate that word) clad in a yellow dress that hates the knee (mini). Around 24yrz (unsolicited advice). Kim yuko? ogling . . . Ati Kim? eeh. . . Kim? insisting . . . .aiii. . . Huyo me simjui! pretending So she tellz me that story. Which story? Her boyfriend ((the commited type that pays 14k rent for this ndranya (sheng ya bro) coz mapenzi yanarun dunia)) found her whiling away at 411 (the car ni? of Kitengela) so he became mad n decided that he will walk away with the ladys handbag. Drama! Afro cinema! My hopes dwindled. So nikusaidieaje? I thought that she would say that im supposed to let her sleep on my bed. . . .kuja unifungulie? Puzzling! Sawa! Ni paddy (padlock- u fool) inakaaje? TRI CIRCLE! (piece of cake) So, my drunk eyez scan the room alaf nkaona key holder! Its like spotting a diamond when u broke. So i turn the wire in the keyholder into some majic key (ALFRED MUTUA SHOULD KNOW THIS). Unaishi room? staggering. ground floor, A6.sio me pekee, she iz also staggering. Key yangu in my hand. Hoping. Jeshi ya koto. Tumetoka 5th floor mpaka A6, finally! So my key starts to seduce n flirt with the padlock! All this while the soundtrack in my head iz. Nazama natoa nazama natoa. Aiiii (i dont like the way u thinking). Finally, the paddy (or iz it paddie?) padlock, magically gave in to my keys vybe. (AMSKT) abbreviation for my title- u fool. Gai!!! broken the 5th commandment! Ama kuswear ndio ya ngapi?, yaani umefungua na hako ka wire? Nodding, drunk n guilty i am! (AMSKT) . . .usi.mind! Nilianza kufungua paddy tangu high skull(high skulls- big up to all MACHAKOS SCHOOL Class of 06). aki thanks. THANKS! she iz now hugging me, i just don know how to Thank u sweetheart. Im sweating. Its like she iz having an orgasm. Hugs me Again! Im blushing! Im drunk n deadly. . . .ingia nikupe tot ya kibao! AMSKT

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