AM :) - *FUNNY MARRIED NAMES* If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, shed be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, shed be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, shed be Bo Ho. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, shed be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, shed become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, shed be Bea Sting. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, shed be Liv Ito Beaver. Nog (Quarks brother on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, hed be Nog Nog Hughes Dare. If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, shed be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. If Tuesday Weld married Fredric Marchs grandson, shed be Tuesday March the Second. If Karen Carpenter married Adam Ant shed be Karen Carpenter-Ant. There are a lot of possibilities with Mark Arm. If he paired up with MC Hammer but they kept their own names, they might be introduced as Mark Arm and Hammer. If Charlize Theron married Chriss Angel shed be Charlize Angel. If Coco Chanel had married Orson Bean shed be Coco Bean. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, shed be Ella Vader If Miss Piggy married Winnie the Pooh, shed be Miss Piggy-Pooh. If Joan Rivers married Joaquin Phoenix shed be Joan Rivers Phoenix. If Phyllis George married Denzel Washington shed be Phyllis George Washington. If she divorced and married Max Carver, shed be Phyllis George Washington Carver. If Sandra Oh married Jack Lord shed be Sandra Oh Lord. Phoebe Snow married Floyd Flake shed be Phoebe Snow Flake. If Gladys Knight married Morris Day shed be Gladys Knight Day. If Aimee Semple McPherson divorced and married Paul Simon shed be Aimee Semple Simon. If Tori Spelling married Sorrell Booke shed be Tori Spelling Booke. If Lisa Jolley married Kenny Rogers shed be Lisa Jolley Rogers. If Ima Hogg married Sean Penn shed be Ima Hogg Penn.
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