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AM :) - *GROANER ALERT* 1) A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. Doing a double take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, Just how long have you been waiting? 2) A guy goes to a psychiatrist. Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam; then Im a teepee; then Im a wigwam. Its driving me crazy. Whats wrong with me? The doctor replies: Its very simple. Youre two tents.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 14:17:04 +0000

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