AN ORDINARY COUPLE Larry and Jo Ann were an ordinary couple. They lived in an ordinary house on an ordinary street. Like any other ordinary couple, they struggled to make ends meet and to do the right things for their children. They were ordinary in yet another way — they had their squabbles. Much of their conversation concerned what was wrong in their marriage and who was to blame. Until one day when a most extraordinary event took place. You know, Jo Ann, Ive got a magic chest of drawers. Every time I open them, theyre full of socks and underwear, Larry said. I want to thank you for filling them all these years. Jo Ann stared at her husband over the top of her glasses. What do you want, Larry? Nothing. I just want you to know I appreciate those magic drawers. This wasnt the first time Larry had done something odd, so Jo Ann pushed the incident out of her mind until a few days later. Jo Ann, thank you for recording so many correct check numbers in the ledger this month. You put down the right numbers 15 out of 16 times. Thats a record. Disbelieving what she had heard, Jo Ann looked up from her mending. Larry, youre always complaining about my recording the wrong check numbers. Why stop now? No reason. I just wanted you to know I appreciate the effort youre making. Jo Ann shook her head and went back to her mending. Whats got into him? she mumbled to herself. Nevertheless, the next day when Jo Ann wrote a check at the grocery store, she glanced at her checkbook to confirm that she had put down the right check number. Why do I suddenly care about those dumb check numbers? she asked herself. She tried to disregard the incident, but Larrys strange behavior intensified. Jo Ann, that was a great dinner, he said one evening. I appreciate all your effort. Why, in the past 15 years Ill bet youve fixed over 14,000 meals for me and the kids. Then Gee, Jo Ann, the house looks spiffy. Youve really worked hard to get it looking so good. And even Thanks, Jo Ann, for just being you. I really enjoy your company. Jo Ann was growing worried. Wheres the sarcasm, the criticism? she wondered. Her fears that something peculiar was happening to her husband were confirmed by 16-year-old Shelly, who complained, Dads gone bonkers, Mom. He just told me I looked nice. With all this makeup and these sloppy clothes, he still said it. Thats not Dad, Mom. Whats wrong with him? Whatever was wrong, Larry didnt get over it. Day in and day out he continued focusing on the positive. Over the weeks, Jo Ann grew more accustomed to her mates unusual behavior and occasionally even gave him a grudging Thank you. She prided herself on taking it all in stride, until one day something so peculiar happened, she became completely discombobulated: I want you to take a break, Larry said. I am going to do the dishes. So please take your hands off that frying pan and leave the kitchen. (Long, long pause.) Thank you, Larry. Thank you very much! Jo Anns step was now a little lighter, her self-confidence higher and once in a while she hummed. She didnt seem to have as many blue moods anymore. I rather like Larrys new behavior, she thought. That would be the end of the story except one day another most extraordinary event took place. This time it was Jo Ann who spoke. Larry, she said, I want to thank you for going to work and providing for us all these years. I dont think Ive ever told you how much I appreciate it. Larry has never revealed the reason for his dramatic change of behavior no matter how hard Jo Ann has pushed for an answer, and so it will likely remain one of lifes mysteries. But its one Im thankful to live with. You see, I am Jo Ann. Jo Ann Larsen (c) 1992 From Chicken Soup for the Soul chickensoup/ — with Galilea Jessalyn.
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