AND UNIVERSITY FEMALES in LUSAKA. 1. UNZA - very expensive to maintain, thinks shes already a degree holder n wants to only chill from expensive places! She will only date a guy who drives or who will use a cab to and from! 2. EVELYN HONE: very down to earth girls first 2months in Lusaka and wear long dresses and look lost. Once shes settled and has attention from ma guys with ama Vitz, awe mayo all her friends become enemies, even her dress code changes, even start mafuta!! 3. NRDC - Too much of everything is bad! Most of them come from far flung areas, places you have to use a chopa (which is uncommon) so a chikochikala comes in handy! Very natural ladies, thinking makeup niya ma hule! Dresscode: Not known, its like 90percent are tongas with so much love for cows and crops! They usually go back home looking same, just grown a lil darker in complexion and surprised at the sight of roads in Lusaka! 4. CHAINAMA - very clever once they are exposed to Northmead. they usually think we are the shit and try by all means to be noticed wherever they go... (Not knowing people laugh at them for coming from a school of the wackerdoos)...a Chainama girl is almost the same as an evelyn hone common girl! 5. LBTC - do they even exist? Only seen a handful and they blend in very well with school leavers and nipa black blonds! They rarely talk about their school (theres nothing much to talk about anyways). 6. ZCAS - kind of boring chicks coz 1. They think we the rich so the rest of you are nothing yet most of these chicks are either single (and very lonely) or are dating old men, ancestors for the so-called keeping up appearances to be on the level with life...1 good thing about these chicks is that once they love, they spend, even blowing school fees to live with broke dudes in kalingalinga - they are like coloreds! 7. ZAMBIAN OPEN UNIVERSITY: Tired old babes! .. Old women who have come back to their senses that life isnt about playing and are in desperate need of a degree.. They have someone write their assignments and use leakages to pass exams. 8. APEX: You dont need to be rocket scientist to know that most nurses are stranded! These girls come from well to do families but most of them are stranded and desperate.. They can spend on you.. Ine one bought me a nice shoe.. 9. DMI - Nothing much to say.. Only know about those found at the campus along great North Road.. These deal with farmers and caretakers.. 10. UNILUS: Dull but very rich kids with parents determined to have them have a degree.. Most of them skit! Act like they urinate tangy.. They skit but date only to fellow school mates.. 11. CAVENDISH: Very dull babes.. Beautiful.. Use bottom power to get a Degree. 12. FAIRVIEW: These are humble.. On the easy! Most of the are dull! They have failed accounts, law and education.. So they are sent to school by their parents to learn how to cook or be working at an airline agent to sell tickets!.. 13. NIPA: LMAO!! the black blonds! For them, partying is the only life that counts! Hungry most of the time, a nipa girl will do anything to show shes from nipa! Cant cook, cant sweep, cant iron but will drink with you from any shabeen provided theres michopo... Nipa girls are despicable for one thing, they are not honest and they dont hide it! They love to hang out with celebs like unza divas nama komboni underground musicians! When chilling from nipa, be sure you go incognito, eat the tuma michopo, then show up!! One will see you n be like hey dude and she will call all her friends! Before you know it.. pockets dry even if you had nothing! They are beautiful and dress to seduce for real! Most Nipa babes dont even know their shoe size.. They just know I wear same size na Ruth.. School work? Hahahaha ubukopo bwekabweka most of them have no full grade 9 certificates! I cant even talk of grade 12 because its too high for most nipa babes..
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 14:52:56 +0000
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