ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in Heaven. GOD: - TopicsExpress



          

ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in Heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They dont listen to instructions! They dont obey traffic rules! They dont wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Sounding desperate) In fact, they have made Heaven a living hell since they got here! GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the devil) Hello. SATAN: Hello, God, call me later. Theres an issue Im trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello, Lucifer. SATAN: Ill call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: Whats going on over there? SATAN: Its the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (Stammers) They... They have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 15:00:35 +0000

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