ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They dont listen to instructions! They dont obey traffic rules! They dont wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello God, call me later. Theres an issue Im trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Ill call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: Whats going on over there? SATAN: Its the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 23:14:53 +0000