ANIMAL JOKES: Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota? A: To get a mini soda! Q: Where do orcas hear music? A: Orca-stras! Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side. Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: Fsh! Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? A: Take the words out of his mouth! Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny? A: A chili dog on a bun. Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: Where do mice park their boats? A: At the hickory dickory dock. Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation? A: The baaaahamas Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: A crookodile Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow? A: A watch dog. Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A: A lawn moo-er. Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? A: Lilly. Q: How does a dog stop a video? A: He presses the paws button. Q: Why do cows go to New York? A: To see the moosicals! Q: What do you call lending money to a bison? A: A buff-a-loan Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject? A: Hiss-story Q: What is black ,white and red all over? A: A sunburnt penguin! Q: Why does a dog wag its tail? A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him. Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie? A: The sound of Mew-sic! Q: How do you make a goldfish old? A: Take away the g! Q: Why did the lamb cross the road? A: To get to the baaaaarber shop! Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? A: Squeaky clean! Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”? A: A cow walking backwards! Q: Where do you put barking dogs? A: In a barking lot. Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving? A: A road hog. Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food? A: Fast food!
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 21:14:10 +0000
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