ANOTHER JOKE I FOUND ON RG Before RG ‘managed’ to get (or - TopicsExpress



          

ANOTHER JOKE I FOUND ON RG Before RG ‘managed’ to get (or buy) a degree from LSE, he was the butt of jokes for his lack of education. So in a fit of anger to prove that he could compete with the best, he went to a job interview for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked Rahul Gandhi: Its Loose motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Rahul Gandhi’s reply, asked) “WHY”? Rahul Gandhi: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 07:25:43 +0000

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