ANOTHER ONE FROM THE OLD HOMETOWN: Subject: You Just May Be A Muslim, if... Comments from an insensitive multimillionaire!!! Have you ever wondered why its OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, Italians. the Irish, the French (including French Canadians), the Polish, the Chinese, etc., but it is insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? We need to level the playing field just for the sake of political correctness. Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to liquor, you just may be a Muslim. 2 If you own both a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher but you can’t afford shoes, you just may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, you just may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean, you just may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof or suicide, you just may be a Muslim 6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against, you just may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives around in your clothing, you just may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, you just may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women but think every man should own at least four, you just may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this offensive and dont forward it, you just may be a Muslim. {aka Human Bomb Class}
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 02:55:25 +0000
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