ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS OF THE PAST YEAR: I think its from 2012, but I first heard it this year, or the year before... Dumb Ways To Die Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat me-di-cine, that is out of date Use your private parts, as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ay-ay So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old-unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ay-ay So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off, in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ay-ay So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattle-snake, as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube, of super-glue [spoken] I wonder whats this red button do? Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ay-ay-ay [pause] So many dumb ways to die [slow] Dress up like a moose during hunting season [slow] Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but theyre quite pos-si-bly The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die-ay-ay-ay [pause] So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die [spoken] Be safe around trains, a message from... youtube/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:29:57 +0000