APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION, OR A GENERAL TRUTH. 1. The nicest thing about the future is ... that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you dont have a sense of humor, you probably dont have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when youre in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important ... because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a cat .... and youll have a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. - like, it could be the right number. 13. No one ever says Its only a game when their team is winning.. 14. Ive reached the age where happy hour is a nap. 15. Be careful about reading the fine print ... theres no way youre going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, well have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos - and rap music will be the Golden Oldies!) 18. Money cant buy happiness - but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo. 19. After 60, if you dont wake up aching in every joint, youre probably dead.. 20. Always be yourself because the people that matter dont mind .... and the ones that mind dont matter. 21. Life isnt tied with a bow ... but its still a gift. and REMEMBER ...POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.
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