ARNOLD ZIFFEL (to the tune of Savoy Truffle by the Beatles) Oliver D., Lisa his wife They left New York for a pastoral life The Hooterville crowd, could fill up a zoo But the thing that really freaked them out Was meeting Arnold Ziffel Old Haneys truck, filled to the gills With worthless junk he was trying to shill Oliver tried, though he couldnt refuse But the one thing he could do without Was meeting Arnold Ziffel He might not know it now But when that pig appears Hes gonna have a cow This porkers got a high I.Q. And you could almost swear He talks to you [SOLO] But youll have to have your mind checked out When you meet Arnold Ziffel Sam Drucker runs the genral store But youll discover, hes a bore Hank Kimball drives a county car He keeps forgetting, who you are Doris and Fred, theyre Mom and Dad And hes the son, yeah that they never had A pig, its true, but hes head of his school And the one thing they cant live without Is having Arnold Ziffel Yeah, Green Acres is your current route If you meet Arnold Ziffel
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 07:37:13 +0000
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