ART OF LIVING through SMOKING: 1) Free TOURISM and CARE: By smoking and getting disease, temporary or permanant, one can go for free tour to various hospitals in various cities, towns, states with the great care, financial support of family peoples nearby. 2) Following GREAT POLICY OF GIVING to others what u have told by jesus, bhagavat gita, etc: By smoking he not only he inhales the smoke but also spreads to environment and shares the smoke, its disturbances and diseases with every one and GREATLY and EFFICIENTLY succeed in the sharing principle 3) Make others RICH : the great socialist people’s like cigarette producers, transporters, marketing people, industries, the financing companies which help them by money .Person feels happy for he is able to add to the riches of these great humanitarian and socialist people and feel like serving god , or father , mother etc for their great sacrifice in bringing this product to world. 4) By taxing on cigarettes NATIONAL economy is benefitted One feels highly satisfied in his life for rendering such a service to family, friends, society, nations , children, creating smoke cloud environment, etc. 5) ENDURE BAD ENVIRONMENT: Even if the environment and surrounding is very poor, by creating a large smoke cloud by cigarettes and one can create surrounding as if he is near heaven. 6) ENDURE Bad Smell and taste: By smoking one loses his sense of smelling soon and is not disturbed by any bad smell around his environment. Any food without any rich smell he can simply eat. 7) HIDE BAD SMELL: The bad smell of the body and mouth can be prevented by smell of the cigarette smoke. 8) DEVELOP FREINDSHIP: By sharing cigarette , match boxes for lighting one can offer friendship to other easily and become close. 9) ESCAPE from superiors, money donors: One can easily escape talking from some hard working people who do not smoke, who have given money to him by always smoking. 10) GETTING EASY LEAVES: By getting admitted to hospital and getting stomach pain, lung pain, cough, one can easily get leaves from bosses .Submit the medical bill to organization and enjoy all benefits of organization. 11) TWO IN ONE BENEFIT : By having match box and lighter one is free of fear from electricity power cut. If mosquito mat manufacturers could collaborate with cigarette manufacturers, by smoking two in one purpose can be solved. 12) Intelligent POLICE: Since smoking will lead to coughing, no need to depend on dogs. The patient will continuously bark like dog and theft fear is reduced. 13) CENTRE FOR MERCY: One can get the mercy of others by coughing and showing them he is suffering. Since by smoking ones age look s old, he will get respect and help that a elder gets. He can get seats in busses easily. 14) AVOID THROUGH AHIMSA: You can avoid talking to people who you don’t like by simply smoking on their face. By this you can avoid any unwanted relatives visiting home and troubling you. 15) EXAMPLE FOR MOTIVATION By being a cancer or lung patient and getting suffered, the children who see will develop strong WILL against smoking. 16) SELF INDEPENDENCE: By becoming patient unless there is great need no one will come and talk to him or tell them any work. No one will expect him to do any work because he was suffering. 17) CREATING FUTURE: By knowing various styles of smoking, one can get good future and chances in Cinema industry. After becoming rich star can donate to hospitals and become great and popular. 18) PRIDEFUL HOBBY: Empty cigarette boxes, empty match boxes, other scraps and items can be collected in large amount and create a record. Can create ARTS and express talents with these scrap items.Can show to friends and others and be feel prideful for utilizing the hobby and leisure time. 19) ECONOMIC HELPING OF CHILDREN: Since children play with these items, no need to buy any other toys and save your time and money 20) ATTRACTION: One can attract the people crowd and show his uniqueness by smoking in a group. 21) EASY CHANGE for money: If any money change is required, he can buy cigarette and get the required change. 22) RESPECT WORK: By buying cigarette , One feels of helping the poor workers in the cigarette manufacturing industries, sellers, and their families. They feel that RESPECT TO THIER cigarette producing work is greater than spending money for Orphonages, handicapped workers , old homes, etc 23) Easy SOLUTION to LIFE or ART of LIVING: No need to think about family, society and scratch head and become bald, No worry. No effort. No work. Just take a cigarette, light a fire stick. While lighting the match stick one can express ones anger. After lighting the match stick assume as if the enemies efforts, possessions, or life is getting burnt and enjoy it. After lighting the cigarette, while putting of the match stick assume as if all the problems are put off. By smashing the left out cigarette one can satisfy his left out anger and frustration.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 11:10:28 +0000
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