AS USUAL STUPID ARABS A wealthy Arab walked into a bar and was about to order a drink when he saw a man close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl with tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He didnt need to be Einstein to know that he was Jewish. So he shouted over to the bartender so loudly that everyone could hear, Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there. Soon after the drinks had been handed out, the Jew gave him a big smile, waved at him, then said, Thank you! in an equally loud voice. This infuriated the Arab. He once again loudly ordered drinks for everyone except the Jew. As before, this did not seem to bother the Jew. He continued to smile and again yelled, Thank you! The Arab asked the bartender, What the hell is the matter with that Jew? Ive ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts? Nope, replied the bartender nonchalantly. He owns the place.... .
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:47:24 +0000