ATT: RIVER REPORT!!!~~~ HERE ON THE RIVER BANK ITS 23 DEGREES AND THE POND HAS A FREEZE BUT WE HAVE NO BREEZE SO NOT EVEN THE LEAVES ARE SHAKING ON THE TREES SO WAIT TILL NOON AND ITLL BE IN THE FITYS AND YOULL BE ABLE TO GET AROUND KINDA NIFTY AND YOU WONT FREEZE YOUR TAIL OFF OR CATCH A BAD COUGH SO TAKE THE TIME OFF AND COME ON DOWN TO THE RIVER AND WATCH THE HOGS EAT SLOP OUT OF THE TROUGH AND HEAR THEM SQUEAL DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE IM YOUR NEXT MEAL!!!!!AAHHHEEE!!!! GRANNY IS OPEN AND FIXEN TO GO TO MIXEN BUT AT THE MOMENT SHE HAS A MEAT CLEVER AND A DEAD YOUNG BEAVER THAT WILL NEVER BECOME AN OVER ACHIEVER BECAUSE HE WAS YOUNG AND DUMB AND THAT COAL TRUCK HIT HIM A TON AND NOW WE CAN PUT HIM ON A BUN BECAUSE HES YOUNG AND TENDER HE JUST COULDNT OUT RUN THAT FENDER THAT TREATED HIM LIKE A BLENDER AND KNOCKED HIS FURRY LITTLE A$$ IN THE CINDERS!!!!AAHHHEEE!!!!! YES LORD WE ARE THE RECEIVER AND WORRY ABOUT THE DECEIVER BUT WE HAVE FAITH AND COMPASSION AND THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF FASHION NOT EVEN WHEN YOU GO TO TRASHEN AND BASHEN AND CASHN CHECKS THAT HAVE US IN DEBT UP TO OUR NECK AND YOU SAY YOU DONT GIVE A HECK SO USE A SPECK AND GET SOME RESPECT BECAUES THE LORD WILL REJECT THOSE THAT HE CANT ELECT OR SELECT SO DONT ASK WHY THE LORD WILL GET YOU BY IF YOULL ONLY TRY BUT SALVATION IS SOMEHING YOU CANT BUY NOT EVEN IF YOURE A NATION GOING TO WASTEN!!! BECAUSE OUR GOD DOESNT SUPPORT HATEN!!!!! AMEN
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 11:53:01 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015