ATT: RIVER REPORT!!!~~~ THE TICK TOCK SAYS ITS SIX OCLOCK AND HERE ON THE RIVER BANKS ITS COLD AS ALL GET OUT AND IM HERE TO SHOUT THE WATER SPOUT IS FROZEN SO DONT COME NOSEN UNLESS YOURE WEARING YOUR UNDERHOSEN AND LOOKING AFTER YOUR CHOSEN SO WERE STARTING THE DAY WITH LITTLE OR NO WIND WITHOUT ANY SUDDEN GUST AND IN THIS YOU CAN TRUST BECAUSE US RIVER RATS ARE NOTHING BUT THE UPPER CRUST AND WE CAN ADJUST IF WE MUST BUT HEHE YOU ALREADY KNOW A BIG BUST AND TO MUCH LUST WILL KNOCK A$$ IN THE DUST!!!!AAAHHHEEE!!!!! SO NOW OL GRANNY IS TALKING ABOUT HER FAT FANNY AND WONDERING WHAT TO FIX AND MIX SO SHE SAYS UNLIMBER YOUR TIMBER JUST REMEMBER ITS DECEMBER SO IF YOU REMEMBER WELL BE HAVING FRUIT CAKE AND NUTMEG AND ITS NOT ABOUT THE PRESENTS BUT THE GIFT THAT GAVE THE WORLD A LIFT SO SHE IS COOKING FOR THE WEEK AS WE SPEAK SO COME AND SNEAK A PEAK AND MAYBE GRANNY WILL LET YOU WET YOUR BEAK IF YOU FIX HER ROOF WITH THE LEAK !!!!AAAHHHEEE!!!! AND NOW ITS TIME TO SAY THANKS FOR THESE OL RIVER BANKS AND TELL THE LORD WE GIVE HIM THE PRAISE FOR WHAT WE GOT AND ASK FOR NO MORE THAN WE NEED SO WE THANK HIM FOR THIS DAY AND PRAY THAT THE LITTLE ONES AND THE OLD AND LAME WILL ENDURE NO SHAME OR GET NO BLAME BECAUSE THE DEVIL RUNS A CROOKED GAME AND IF YOU PLAY YOU WILL PAY AND YOUR SOUL WILL GO UP IN FLAME SO BEND A KNEE AND BE HUMBLE AS A FLEA BECAUSE THE LORD LOVES YOU YES INDEEDY BUT SHYS AWAY FROM THE GREEDY!!!! AMEN
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 12:16:36 +0000
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