ATT: RIVER REPORT!!!~~~UH WEE WHEN I LOOKED OUTSIDE MY TEE-PEE TO TAKE MY MORNING WEE-WEE IT WAS PITCH BLACK AT THE CRACK OF DAWN AND THE OL COLD RAIN WAS FALLING AND DANG IT NATURE WAS CALLING AND THE RIVER BOTTOM MUD IS SLICK AND I DONT WANT TO GO FALLING AND SPRAWLING AND COME UP BALLING LIKE SOME LITTLE BABY SO ITS MUCK BOOTS AND RAIN SLICKER AND I WISH MY UNDERWEAR WAS A LITTLE THICKER AND I COULD WALK A LITTLE QUICKER BUT NO PAIN NOTHING TO GAIN SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW I NEED THE FAST LANE TO GET RID OF THIS WEIGHT GAIN AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE DRAIN WITHOUT ANY FURTHER REFRAIN!!!AAAHHHEEEE!!!! GRANNY SAYS IT WATER DOWNED GRAVEY AND FRY BREAD SO NOW YOU KNOW WERE EATING OF THE CHEAP BECAUSE GRANNYS CREDIT IS IN THE RED AND SHE CANT GET HER BANKER NAME OF FRED IN BED BECAUSE HES AFRAID TO MAKE THE LEAP BECAUSE HE THINKS GRANNY WILL GET IN TO DEEP AND WANT TO DO MORE THAN SLEEP BECAUSE HE KNOWS HES A CREEP AND GRANNY WOULDNT DO IT UNLESS HE PAID HER KEEP AND HE THINKS THATS LITTLE STEEP BUT GRANNY SAYS HES LUCKY SHE AINT ASKING FOR A NEW JEEP!!!!aaaahhhEEE!!!!!!!! BUT NOW ITS TIME TO GIVE THE LORD HIS DUE BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND DONT SAY BOO ABOUT WHAT YOU DO BUT IF YOU DONT LISTEN TOMORROW YOU WILL RUE AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE THRU AND MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW SO BE ONE OF THE FEW AND SAY I LOVE JESUS TO SO WE PRAY WHILE OUR SKIES ARE BLUE THAT WE WILL SEE THE HUE OF HEAVENS GATE SO WE PRAY YOU AGREE AND BEND A KNEE BEFOR ITS TO LATE AND YOU SUFFER THE DEVILS FATE!!!! AMEN
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 11:04:23 +0000
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