ATTENTION....... BROADCAST FROM THE W .J .P THE WILD JUNGLE PIRATES we have Mark (aka) the Disco.... held captive in our Jungle stronghold deep deep in the Laos/Cambodian border area, locally known as the badlands..., we demand a ransom from each of his fb friends, we will set up an account in the next few days for you to transfer your cash into. If our demands are not met each day we will remove a small piece of dirt from his barkit body, starting with his wee toe.... We have tried torturing him the normal way by battering him senseless but he just laughs and responds in some sort of thick Scottish rhyming dribble... he claims he is a poet, or a parrot maybe, we cant really make out what one he is claiming to be. Anyway he is responding to the cleaning torture as he has not washed for months and crys like a baby at the first sight of water... PS if you are up for the ransom leave a small comment saying how much... if not bye bye baby.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 06:23:20 +0000
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