ATTN: Everyone!!! I am just beside myself today with my pineapple fiasco! So I bought an ORGANIC pineapple ($6) a few days ago from the health food store for topical lesion treatment in hopes of getting some relief, it wasnt ripe yet. So today after it became ripe my husband sliced it for me, so I asked while he was slicing to cut me a small corner. As I was reaching for the small piece to eat without ever touching it, I noticed a blue fiber on it and was like OMG are you kidding me! My husband was like what the heck! I told him it had a blue fiber on it and I had not even touched it at that point! So he just kept slicing and ignored me, I could only imagine what he was thinking......maybe She needs an intervention! So I start to dissect this small corner and find more in the center! So then my best friend arrived to borrow my GPS, and I told her about it and she just kind of grinned and her and my hubby went outside to install the GPS in her rental vehicle for a road trip. Now I am getting a little pissed because I am thinking they are outside probably planning an intervention LOL! So I get the small corner and scoped it with my hand held digital and there are fibers in it plain as the day is long! So they come back inside and I told them before calling an intervention they both needed to see what was in the pineapple! I show them on my laptop, just so they can see and my friend says it was probably from the knife. So I go and get a new slice and put it on a saucer, and scoped it! They were in it too! On the bright side of things I woke up this morning with an upset tummy and my body hurt so bad I could barely move at all, and my arm has been suffering from electricity shocks all morning until that happened! So I guess we have to count our blessings when we get them, miraculously my pain and the electrical shock in my arm is like 70% better! So I tell my husband how much better I feel since the pineapple fiasco, and he said it was pure adrenaline that refocused you to take your mind off the other pain! Imagine that! To Eat or Not To Eat that Pineapple! Think I will, cause God knows they are everywhere and I sure as hell can not scope every damn thing I put in my mouth!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 18:54:07 +0000
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