** AUTHORITIES RELEASE THE FIRST GINGER HUMAN BACK INTO THE WILD ** The Australian Police force marked history as they pioneered a new world initiative yesterday by releasing the first Ginger Human back into the wilderness it emerged from. The well-known TV survivalist Bear Grylls and the UKs very own Royal Ginger, Prince Harry, founded the Ginger Research Corp back in 2011; funded purely by money stolen from Ginger children from around the world. Ginger Research Corp is kind of like a conservation survival camp for Gingers. We will teach them some important survival skills, and what those skills are going to do, is they will provide them with the necessary ability to interact with the normal human population without making you feel like your soul will be sucked out - Explains Grylls. Once theyre ready, we will carefully release them back into society and free to roam once more. However, they will be monitored carefully - finding shelter quickly will be crucial to their survival; as their pale see-through skin is still very combustible, and even the moon light can burn them Gingers within 34 countries will soon be nurtured back into the wild as the first wave of Ginger Research Corp graduates are discharged. Bear Grylls still plans to release a new series called Man Vs Ginger in 2015
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 04:54:06 +0000
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