AYO ITS JAY-ZS BIRTHDAY SO I DECIDED TO WRITE A SONG FOR MY FRIENDS TO THE TUNE OF HIS CLASSIC HIT GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS HMU IF YOU LIKE IT I love friends, friends, friends, friends friends, I do adore Yo accept this friend requesty and I will be your besty, holla atcha when Im logged on and bored I got this Spanish friend Victor , he dont like me to post So he call me cabron and then tries to pwn Im like, Un momento - papi, slow up your tempo I got this black chick named Jamice, she dont know how to act Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap She like, Listen Johnny boy, I dont care if you lift You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me I know this Swedish chick named Maria who loves Abbas Mamma Mia and the Kalmar Nyckel her selfies give me a tickle I got this Indian friend Jijeesh and the day that I met him Asked him what tribe he with, red dot or feather He said all you need to know is Im not your bro And to internet with me you better be Chief-lots-a-post I love friends, friends, friends, friends friends, I do adore Yo accept this friend requesty and I will be your besty, holla atcha when Im logged on and bored I come post up on your wall, give you advice like Dr. Melfi Fix your hair for that selfie, lets roll I got this young friend named Jennifer she so immature she like, Why dont you post doge memes no more? Like to show off on timelines, throw up selfies for the limelight Gotta toss a couple likes, just to shut up her holla Got a project friend, his name is Mart, he loves hookers but he has a big heart Little buddy Martavious so thorough he been with me from the start share my posts on his wall comments on my threads, all I got this model friend Mande that dont book too clean But she post her ass off and her style is mean Only thing wrong with ma shes from New Orleans God damn shes fine but she postin WHO DAT all the time I get frequent sports sports updates from my bud Chris Miko He look right in that profile pic hes thick. He gives me extra likes and comment love,so I had to introduce him to the tagged status club. I love friends, friends, friends, friends friends, I do adore Yo accept this friend requesty and I will be your besty, holla atcha when Im logged on and bored I come post up on your wall, give you advice like Dr. Melfi Fix your hair for that selfie, lets roll I got this paranoid friend Nessa shes scared to use her real name. Beating up boys on the internet is her favorite game Got a friend Carlo from Brazil, that needs to chill Calling everybody fat from his favela on a hill Got this Aussie named Jarrod , he always catch me liking weird shit Crazy dingo wanna unfriend me but he always forgets Got this Chinese friend Chang had to unfriend him quick Cause he kept repostin my shit - man I got this African chick named Lexie in my inbox She like, Johnny why you treat me like I have Ebola? Im like excuse me Ms. Uganda but when I met your ass you didnt know how to post pictures, and now you pwnin niggas I got this bro that after twelve million shares Mikes a narcoleptic, always sleepin with bears Gotta tie the back of his head like Deuce Bigalow I got so many pals across the globe..
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 01:03:26 +0000
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