Aaaaack.....!! Its even worse than I thought....In the previous edition of my daily rant I outlined the dire straights of my situation with nothing sweet to eat.....During my wifely chores this afternoon (Vacuuming) ......I found this......Now in this household I have had to adapt to my daily 2 (sometimes 3 sheets allowed on holidays) of TP (See picture below)......Well let me tell you my brothers and sistas.....whilst slaving for the woman (Yes I do most of the housework too)....I found her stash (again see picture below)...Please take note of the discrepancy and brutal nature of this situation.....I knew when I married my Maggie that the Lira Family was known far and wide for the females of this Cosa Nostra controlling the distribution of the TP in their households....Even my Sistas in Law Dalia Lira Dianna Gillis and their Cousin Blanca Alvarez Castaneda tried to warn me of this at the pre wedding celebration....But I thought how bad can it be....I mean surely after 12 long suffering years of marraige it would have evened out a bit..But Nooooooooooooooooooooooo not ev en for this devastatingly good looking hunk of manhood does he get more than his daily ration....Ohhhh Woe is me oh Michael.....no sweets to eat and I am destined to live out my life on a mere 2-3 sheets per day...!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 22:31:00 +0000
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