󾮟󾮟 Aaj k shaitan bacche Teacher: What is your mother’s - TopicsExpress



          

󾮟󾮟 Aaj k shaitan bacche Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ............xxxxxxxxx................. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna󾌪 ............xxxxxxxxx............... Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.󾌩 ...............xxxxxxxxx............... Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi. ------------------------------ Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. 󾍇 Lazyness rocks: 󾦂󾦂󾦂󾦂󾦂󾦂󾦂 Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, ill slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water also. .󾌴󾦂󾦂 󾕆 󾕆 󾕆 A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems! :):):):-) 󾌴
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:11:03 +0000

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