Abbott is bringing back royal titles... I for one am terribly excited about Feudal Australia as finally my lifelong dream of becoming a lord is now achievable. I can work all day in the house of lords, be drunk by 11am, and discuss the problems of the world from my comfortable back bench with my other drunk lord friends (all of whom I assume are old and white)... Theres only one problem... Im not mates with Tony Abbott... And I dont know any politicians... And I dont have any money... I dont own land... Ah crap... Im a peasant. Well, time to start being revolting I guess. And also get back to tending my turnips. Turnips dont tend themselves.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 23:29:14 +0000
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