Absolute Best Little Johnny Joke - - - . - The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some American History: Who said Give me Liberty , or give me Death? She sees a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright Japanese foreign exchange student , who has his hand up: Patrick Henry, 1775 he says. Very good! Who said, Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth? Again, no response except from Little Akio: Abraham Lincoln, 1863. Excellent!, says the teacher continuing, lets try one a bit more difficult... Who said, Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country? Once again, Akios was the only hand in the air and he says: John F. Kennedy, 1961. At this point, the teacher snaps at the class, Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isnt from this country and he knows more about our history than you do. She hears a loud whisper: F_ _ k the Japs,. Who said that? I want to know right now! she angrily demanded. Little Akio puts his hand up, General MacArthur, 1945. At that point, a student in the back said, Im gonna puke. The teacher glares around and asks, All right!!! Now who said that!? Again, Little Akio says, George H. W. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. Now furious, another student yells, Oh yeah? Suck this! Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997! Now with almost mob hysteria someone says, You little shit. If you say anything else, Ill kill you. Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004. The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone says, Oh shit, Were screwed! Little Akio says quietly, The American people, November 4, 2008!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 21:36:55 +0000
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