Activities you should shy away from when temperatures reach 100 - TopicsExpress



          

Activities you should shy away from when temperatures reach 100 degrees: 55 year old men participating in a local fifty yard dash. Seeing just how hot your hot tub can get before you or a friend pass out. Frying eggs on a freshly oiled road. Sympathizing with your Chow by walking her while you wear a mink coat. Buying anything at Taco Bell and getting it “extra hot." Betting the same friends you told last winter vodka helps you survive deep cold that tequila helps you survive triple digit heat. Yelling at road construction flagmen, “Hot enough for ya?” Telling any pregnant woman, “I envy you.” Having a pool party next to neighbors who emptied their pool last week… and not invite them. And… Sending your kids to a 150 year old school building with no air conditioning and expecting them to “pay attention.”
Posted on: Sun, 01 Sep 2013 01:50:27 +0000

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