Actual Conversation with My Husband: HIM: But nothing rhymes with ‘handsome’ ME: … Ransom? HIM: It’s interesting that THAT’S where your mind went! ME: What? No! I just ran through the sounds and came up with a word that rhymed with ‘handsome’! HIM: … yeah, me too. But then I didn’t want to be all creepy so I didn’t say it ME: So you decided to make out like *I* was some sort of dangerous creep for thinking of that word? HIM: (shrugs, laughing) well, YEAH. (I have a wrinkle because of this man. It’s a vertical line, just in front of my right eyebrow, gradually deepening every time he causes me to make my WTF face. The joke is on him, though, because he’ll be the one paying for my botox!)
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 00:30:33 +0000
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