Actual Conversation with My Parents This Morning... Dad: Morning boy, are you sleeping? Brad: Ahhh...(completely was) No sir. Im working. Whats up? Dad: (yelling to my mother) Get on the phone Betty Jean, its your baby-son, Brad. (My mother gets on the line) Mom: I know who my sons are Dennis, you dont have to tell me his name... Hey Braddy-Paddy. How are you feeling this morning? Brad: Good. Dad: Hey son, I was wondering if you wanted to go to lunch today? I need to talk to you about whether or not you believe in Platos idea of reincarnation? Want to meet at Chesapeake Bagel? Brad: I wish I could, but I have an appointment with a psychic... Mom: Oh thats neat, Braddy-Paddy. Dad: Whos paying for this? I dont have any money to give you boy. Sorry. Brad: Actually some dear friends are paying for it, Dad. Dad: They are paying for all of it? Brad: Yes sir. Just the one session. Should be interesting. Mom: Thats nice Braddy-Paddy. Dad: How in the hell is one session gonna help? Thats not how these things work. Brad: I dont know. Well see. Dad: Son, Ive seen many psychologists in courts an I assure you it takes more than one session. Thats gonna cost a lot of money son. Why dont you just talk to your mother about your problems. It would be less expensive and you two can figure it out?!!! Mom: NO DENNIS!!! He said a psychic, not a psychologist!!! Dad: Well Im here to tell you, a psychiatrist has an MD and they are even more expensive then a psyhologist... Mom: No! Not a doctor. Not a psychologist, not a psychiatrist.... A PSYCHIC!!! Someone who can read the future kind of thing? Dad: Oh I see. Mom: Well have fun and I hope your future looks bright Braddy-Paddy. Dad: Who did Brad have a fight with? Mom: NO!!! BRIGHT!!!! BRIGHT!!! Not fight!!!! Brad: I gotta go... Good talk
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 14:46:46 +0000
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