Add your suggestions here..... what gets YOUR goat about Dalston? 1) Pulled pork everywhere (particularly when presented a-top a burger with a crap name e.g. (The Mother Bacon Flip Swizzler. Add Pulled Pork for just £8.75 extra) 2) Food, all manner of food, presented on chopping boards. Cant wait for the soup. 3) Secret bars that are so flipping secret you have to book in a week ahead because they are so busy. 4) Craft beer. With crap names. Usually involving animals e.g. The Tickled Fox, The Whimsical Octopus, Dead Bat. 5) Witty chalk boards. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!!! Oh stop, stop, youre killing me. No seriously. Stop now, theyre shite. 6) Table football tables. Nobody ever actually plays it, they take up half the bar, and girls just use them as handy handbag holders. 7) The Dalstonist. Get your beard trimmed in a brewery, Pop up chicken shop, Cutlery BANNED in Hackney eatery. Zzzzzzzz 8) Roof top bars... with no view. Groovy baby! Whats the point?
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:06:27 +0000
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