After 10 months of fatherhood, ways I know theres a baby in my house: * Shot glasses, once used at house parties to ply guests with all sorts of intoxicating substance, are now used to teach the kid how to drink water from a glass * Plastic covers have mysteriously vanished from the door stops and we hope he doesnt play with the doors too much... since theres no door stops to protect said doors * The kitchen constantly has a floor so clean you could eat off of it... which he constantly attempts to do * Anything at floor level smaller than a ball? Aint nobody got time for that. * Though the smallest bin, Im consistently surprised every garbage day with how heavy the green bin is with all the diaper waste * Its a constant struggle between being bothered to take the outlet covers out to use them and finding ways to just extend battery life so I dont have to bother
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 12:48:24 +0000
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