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After a 17hr long day, I have just walked in to A- No central heating. B- No toilet. C- No bath. D- No milk. E- Cat shit. Do I- 1- Sue Southern Electric. 2- Kill the plumber. 3 Take a cow hostage. 4 kill all of my cats, as unlike dogs ,when I point at the floor and shout who did that? nobody puts their ears flat and looks guilty they all just blink at me, so I would have to shoot them all to make it fair. 5 Take all of my clothes off and walk into the sea. 6 - All of the above.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:56:12 +0000

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