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After a long, hot Labor Day of moving furniture and packing things to be moved, I woke up with quite a case of monkey butt. Naturally, I went and got a nice, big, bottle of Johnsons Baby Powder to help with the situation. After I checked to make damn sure no one was watching, I held open the waistband of my jeans, turned the knob, and let that bottle rip. A few seconds later, it looked like the stage entrance to a Motley Crue concert was coming out of my jeans. Then, a tiny shadow of doubt creeped in as I felt a bit emasculated by the whole process and as I looked at my powder-covered hands in a bit of disbelief, I made the decision to do what any self-respecting man would do. So, I harnessed my inner LeBron James and threw my hands up in the air, as if to say, I got this shit! Man, do I feel better.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 14:45:10 +0000

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