After an AGGRESSIVELY chocolatey evening thrwarting wall to wall diapers and the evil stench within, Bob arrived to his broken home to discover the Double Cast Iron Sink full of water in the kitchen and the one in the laundry room filled to ze tragic rim...the flood walls of that larger sink was about to crest!!! There was already a ton of water on the concrete floor of the laundry room. Sheesh!! He just walked in! WTFx12? He didnt want to be baptized in foul water at 12:30 am. Oi! Recollecting a small disaster from last year and the 85.00 technique a plumber had used, he shot down to the basement and began undoing two large clamps. Sliding the rubber bridge back exposed the old school copper pipe and the new lines that were installed nearly 8 years ago... Before The House of Bob became broken. CRUMBS!! No clothes hanger/ba and the snake wouldnt bend at a 90 degree angle. What would MacGyver do? Like a thief cutting through yards in total darkness to avoid the Po-Po, he used the Handy Dandy flashlight on his phone to reach his shed and cut 4 feet of Galvatron...(what was his name again?) I mean, galvanized wire. Making his way back, he folded ze wire and ran it through. After 20 minutes, a swooshing sound was heard followed by gallons of sewage. Oh the joy of it all! Now, 3 hours later..the shoes come off. I was able to get six miles in before work. If I can get ten in, that would be fantastic.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 08:23:10 +0000