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After closing time at the bar, a drunk guy was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of friends. In the bedroom there was a big brass gong and a mallet. Whats up with the big brass gong? one of his friends asked. Its not a gong. Its a talking clock, said the drunk guy. Hows it work? the friend asked. Watch. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong a whack and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed... You idiot! Its three-fifteen in the morning.

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