After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, Miss, yall sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade yall to give me a piece of ass? Lord, thats the most direct proposition Ive ever had! gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, Sure, why not? Youre nice lookin too and its pretty slow here right now, so why dont we just slip away up to my room? When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, Will there be anything else, sir? Why yes, replied the southern gentleman. Ah sure preciate what yall just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble yall for a piece uh ass for mah drink.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 12:53:30 +0000
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