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After hours in the labor & delivery waiting room, an anxious, desperate father sees the doctor emerge, exhausted and covered in blood. The father runs up to the doctor in a panic asking him how the delivery went. "Well," said the doc. "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" "Give me the bad news first," said the father, deeply saddened. "That way at least the good news can cheer me up." "Your baby was born with two heads," said the doc. "What!? Two Heads!?!? What good news could you possibly give me after that!?!?" The doctor looked down, then back up at the new father. "Two heads are better than one?" ;) ~md
Posted on: Sun, 14 Jul 2013 13:17:58 +0000

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