After long consideration of the newest turn of events and two trips to the Cardiovascular Wing of Morton Plant Hospital with Grandma... I feel it is in OUR best interest to authorize her throat to be cut! You think Im kidding? Watch this! With a bit more than 80% blockage in her carotid artery (at the throat), the Doctors feel to extend her Oh its a wonderful life, D Day is Dec 1st for the old hag, er, Grandma Trough... We love her so dearly that I even asked if I could forgo hiring of the Physician, and I would be happy to hold an auction for the winner to go ahead and slash her! I believe it should include some type of Dance Off and maybe some drinking games an hour before the actual surgery ensues... They wont let me do the actual cutting, but hey, I can serve up a mess o Jager Bombs one hour before! Seriously, shell be fine and dandy once her blockage is cleared and may just see the ripe old age of 133!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 20:55:13 +0000
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