After much research and careful thought i have come up with that route for your African adventure Start off in Libya, where you will be overwhelmed by the peoples thanks for Britains contribute to creating a stable and safe democracy. Then its off to Republic of Congo for some cheap blood diamonds. After that, youll need a weeks r and r in Sierra Leone. Assuming you dont end up in a isolation ward with terminal flatulence, its on to Zimbabwe, where mugabe will seize your landy for recompense for 100 years of colonial exploitation. Then after a bit of wading down Victoria falls its on to south Africa; where, if Maria still has the mardy on with me, you can shoot her through a toilet door ! Simple. Dont forget essential equipment, such as a baby oleg on safari toy for your dash !
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 11:08:07 +0000