After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for the aged pension. The woman behind the counter asked me for my drivers license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, Dont bother. Just unbutton your shirt. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me, and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 01:57:53 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015