After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old Barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep? Luigi said, Everyting wassa perfecto except for da train ride down. Whattayou mean, Luigi? asked Giovanni. Well, we boarda da train at Granna Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a bigga basket a food. She brought at da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open uppa da luncha basket. The conductore comea by, wagga his finger at us anda say, No eat in dissa car. Musta use a dining car.. So, me and my beautiful Virginia , we go to da dining car, eat a bigga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, wagga his finger and say, No drinka in dissa car! Musta use a cluba car. So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my bigga cigar. The conductore, he wagga is finger again and say, No asmokina dissa car. Musta go to a smokina car . We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of hissa voice....Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia ! Nexta time, Ima just gonna taka da bus.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 23:45:44 +0000
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