Afternoon its me Geoff and I havent had much to say in awhile but a very embarrassing incident that happened yesterday is probably going to put me in inpatient therapy for a good 30 days so I thought I better let everyone know whats up so you dont worry if you dont see my gorgeous studly scrumptious GQ self on here for awhile. See the pic beside me? That is my mommys reacher/grabber because she is like 4 9 1/2 and please never leave off the 1/2 and she has hobbit feet according to my Auntie Samantha, you know the one that has the poop kickin bully bundles of whineness?Did you know one of them by the name of Halo which you would think Awwwwww must be an angel sweetie with a name like that? NOT NOT NOT, that white chunk muffin walks in her food, kicks her donations at her sisters then loves to crawl up Auntie Samanthas arm leaving poop paw prints, hey say that three times fast, no seriously try saying that 3 times fast............well crap, OMG how funny is that?...Here I am talking about puppy poop and well crap comes to mind, seriously am I amusing or what?.........Anyhoos me and the pimpettes were in the backyard yesterday when piranha Chloe and her sidekick stumpy Corgi start raising all kinds of mayhem, not really raising an item by the name mayhem, raising mayhem as in the saying, so us 3 are minding our business and the trouble makers just wont be quiet and Im really trying to concentrate on leaving my donations when I just cant take it so me and the double stuffs go over to the fence and give them a piece of our mind, no silly we didnt cut off a piece of our head and hand it over, its just another saying. Well we apparently were getting loud and rumply rolls Zoya is really going to town, kicking up dirt well it was mudd then rump roast starts doing the same then here comes mommy with her clamper, hair up in a scrungie covered in some white stuff that is a deep conditioner, sweat pants that obviously have seen better days and her 23 year old van halen tshirt, she is hauling butt with the clamper coming at the fence, the girls are not paying any attention and at this point Im thinking it would be in my best interest to haul butt inside, well as Im galloping into the house here comes daddy in his pajama bottoms and hoodie with many holes in it, hauling butt to meet up with mommy, mommy is hitting her clamper at the fence trying to get Chloe to back away which all that did was make Chloe want to eat the clamper, the girls are paying no attention, daddy is getting really mad at this point, Fran is in the back yard with her mouth open, mommy is spewing words that I believe would make a sailor blush, daddy gets Zoya to get in the house which biscuit arms follows then Fran decides to look at mommy and says SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, well you never ever shoosh mommy if you value your life, so the next choice words to come out of mommys mouth kinda made Frans mouth drop to the ground.............Lets just say sunday evening did not end with our usual cookie and ice cream treats
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:50:39 +0000
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