Again time for some larfs!!!! I dialled a number and got the following recording: I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes. ~~~~ ( I LOVE THIS ONE! ) My wife and I had words, But I didnt get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time youre old enough to know your way around, youre not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders. But it keeps getting harder to find one. -------------- A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, Are all these kids yours? The man replies, No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints. Nominated as the best short joke this year... A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. Mom he asked, are these my brains? Not yet, she replied.
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 03:33:23 +0000