Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye Car ka Darwaza Kholay, Tou... ?? Samajh Jao ke... , , , , , , , , , , Ya to Car Nayi Hai,, Ya Wife Nayi Hai, Ya phir.... Wife Nahi hai ???? ???????????????? Wife ?: I hate that beggar?? Husband : Why?? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food ? today he gave me a book ??How to Cook !!?. Good Morning. ?????????? ?Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santas door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!?? ???????? Santa to Son: maths vich fail kyu hoya.. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..?????? ********** Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... ??????? Beautiful answer Daughter: what is marriage? Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore....???? 1 Sardar ne MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h? Mendk bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? ???????? Best Traffic Advertisement of Year: Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a Helmet with a Saying: Take care of ur Head., Not every 1 gets a Replacement like Me... ???????? Sir: Define Energy ? Sardar: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Sardar: and this is called Energy...... ???????????????? Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted !!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 06:02:25 +0000