Ah hah here we go sorry momma but Im ma do this - Im so Birmingham till I can reflect back on any Sunday morning before our weekly visit to the Friendship Baptist Church, moms would cook a full breakfast, put dinner on, get us up to eat then go into her room! One morning, I peeked through the cracks of the door and watched her: 1. She pulled up them long thick panty hose 2. She fought with that girdle, fell on the bed, rolled on the floor but she got it up and on! 3. Put on that Ms. Jane Russell 18 Hour Bra to match that girdle. Put it on backwards then twisted it around and put them girls in place so they would point toward the balcony of the church 4. Put on a full slip, then a blouse, then a skirt and a jacket to the suit 5. Put on a Jack McConnell hat on top of her wig on top of her long braided hair after putting on pearls n diamonds to compliment all she had done. 6. Reached in the closet, grabbed a full fir 7. Grabbed her choir robe, came stood in the kitchen hollared and fussed about the dishes we left, turned her (sunday dinner) oven down to low then she said, lets go! Not Im gone!!! We ALL got in the car and headed to church. Once at church she stayed in the choir stand the whole 11 & 3 oclock service with ALL that stuff on! Now a days, 1/2 naked choir members and praise leaders be complaining about its too hot!!!!! Baby you aint seen hot: try a 18 hour girdle......
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:30:10 +0000
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