Ah yes, the sure signs that winter is here; 1. The titanium plate in my neck predicts the weather better than the weather channel. 2. You can hear the birds coughing as they fly overhead. 3. The dog poop in the yard has set up and frozen to the grass. 4. More kids show up to the bus stops in shorts than they do in August 5. The state legislature is busy thinking up new bills that they wont ever read but will sign cause their neighbor in the cubicle next to them thinks its ok cause they heard about it from a burrito vender outside temple square. 6. The DWR sells 8,324 federal waterfowl stamps to hunters in cache valley . . . .then drain the marsh. 7. Every premium for every policy and vehicle registration including the warranty on my toaster comes due in Dec. 8. The kids dream of a White Christmas . . . I just hope its deep enough to cover all the junk in my yard. 9. I have NyQuil with my dinner every night. 10. My AFLAC accident policy premium is directly related to the amount of linear feet of Christmas lights I have. 11. The forgotten carols should be renamed for the forgotten holiday between Halloween and Christmas called Thanksgiving. 12. With the purchase of $75 or more, you can get $5 off the cost of a frozen turkey and a free flu shot.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 03:59:42 +0000
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