Ahhhh feels like coming home. Im back at the coffee shop this morning after a hectic week or two (and not being able to get my lazy arse out of bed early enough). Ive missed my breakfast people watching.... Take this guy... Stood at the counter. He looks a bit like a stretched out Norris from Coronation Street. He is wearing MASSIVE ear phones. So humongous in fact that they are almost the same size as his head and so would be best described as bin lids. He doesnt take them off as he orders his coffee and toast- how rude! How very dare he display such behaviour to my breakfast family! To be fair though, Jammy Dodger doesnt seem bothered and still serves him with a smile... Ahhhh he is adorable - JD is... Not Stretch Norris. A minute or two later Polly Pocket is telling him that his toast is ready. He doesnt react. Omg! Not only has he kept his bin lids strapped to his head; hes left the music on. Pffff I have to stop myself throwing my banana at his head but Im starving so that wont be happening plus I fear it would fly through the air like a boomerang and whizz right back and knock me the feck out. Polly is now waving the neatly packaged toast to catch his attention. I catch her eye and kinda giggle. Poor Polly, shes having to give that toast waving action some real welly. He finally notices! Grabs the toast and smiles slightly. Only slightly though. Tut tut Stretch Norris. I shall be keeping my eye on you in future.... I shall therefore have to ban myself having bananas or any type of fruit that I could use as a weapon.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 07:29:46 +0000