Ahhhh pee: Go to take subway to make bus and u notice you really have to pee, only to stand on a train for 15 min until they tell you theres a track fire and you arent moving (Booooo). Walk for 25 min in the humid NY air as you race to make your bus, but you have had to pee the whole way, still (Boooooo). Get to the bathroom before ur hour bus ride and as you pee you actually say, ahhhhh, out loud (Hurrayyyy). Noticing you said that outloud with other people in there (boooooo but I laughed at myself). Noticing after youre done that theres no toilet paper and the people in the bathroom who now think I am crazy have left so no one to ask (booooooo - girls can relate). Check to see if I have a napkin by chance in my purse (Hurrraaarry for me). Make the bus, dont get arrested for people thinking ur a crazy homeless person in the restroom...well my pee story ends with a happy ending (HURRARY) Mary Lou Lipke Krauss this is how NYrs commute. :-)
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 12:17:13 +0000